There’s nothing quite like seeing your place through another
person’s eyes for the first time. Especially when that person is an attractive
man you’re trying to impress.
- Does this place read ‘endearingly cozy’ or ‘wow she’s poor’?
- Whoa look at all my shoes. Is that too many shoes? Do they smell? What is the right number of shoes to have at your front door?
- Please don’t let there be underwear on my floor.
- Oh no the bathroom. Did I empty the garbage? Is that hair still in the shower?
- Why do I only have orange juice and eggs in my fridge? I am not an adult.
- My scale is in my kitchen. No kitchen table, but in case he wants to weigh himself we’re set.
- Why do I have candles that have never been lit? They have dust on them. I need to dust.
- He just opened Netflix. What was open on my desktop?! What was last on my Netflix cue?
- My bookshelf. What do my books say about me? FRANCINE RIVERS NOOOOOOOO.
