9 THINGS THAT RACE THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN INVITING SOMEONE IN

There’s nothing quite like seeing your place through another person’s eyes for the first time. Especially when that person is an attractive man you’re trying to impress.

1. Does this place read ‘endearingly cozy’ or ‘wow she’s poor’?
2. Whoa look at all my shoes. Is that too many shoes? Do they smell? What is the right number of shoes to have at your front door?
3. Please don’t let there be underwear on my floor.
4. Oh no the bathroom. Did I empty the garbage? Is that hair still in the shower?
5. Why do I only have orange juice and eggs in my fridge? I am not an adult.
6. My scale is in my kitchen. No kitchen table, but in case he wants to weigh himself we’re set.
7. Why do I have candles that have never been lit? They have dust on them. I need to dust.
8. He just opened Netflix. What was open on my desktop?! What was last on my Netflix cue?
9.   My bookshelf. What do my books say about me? FRANCINE RIVERS NOOOOOOOO.

 Hope you can relate. If you can’t, you likely started dating your significant other in high school when nothing reflected on you and it was all your parents’.  Growing up is hard.